Hi, my name is Allison and I’m addicted to gambling.
Okay, not really; I’ve been to Vegas many times and never
sat down at a table, but Texas has not brought out the best in me. I blame it
on my coworkers. They like to gamble, and sometimes I can’t say no.
I did have the sense to opt out of the office pool they set up in December for
the college bowl games. Why would I waste $20 to prove that I know very little
about college football? (This same logic could possibly apply to college
basketball and March Madness, but it doesn’t.) Then when Superbowl time came
around, the coworkers decided to put together a ten-liner, which means 10
people each put $10 in and draw a number, and something something something, if
your number matches a part of the score at the end of the quarter, you win. Since
they NEEDED 10 people to participate, I would have let them down if I didn’t go
in on it. And what do you know, I won one quarter! $25 richer. Actually, $15
since I had to put $10 in, but I’ll take it.
Then when March Madness rolled around, obviously that bet
was going to happen. Not because I know more about college basketball than I do
college football, but come on, March Madness is just what you do! Everyone does
it, the end. Between the Bowen family
pool and my office pool, Nate and I spent $40 on our March Madness
brackets. Possibly not the best use of
our hard-earned money, especially when we’re racking up student debt, and ESPECIALLY
when you pick Missouri to play in the final, and they lose in the first round.
Which is exactly what I did. After Missouri lost, Nate turned to me and said,
“well that was a waste of $20,” and I was offended, but he had a point. And
then, somehow, I miraculously ended up placing 2nd in the office
pool with that very bracket. I actually tied for first but
guessed too high on the tie-breaker points. 30% of $600 is not as good as 60%
of $600, but it’s better than 0% (which, coincidentally, is what Nate got).

The lesson I’ve learned in all of this is that I’m a lucky
charm. I can gamble and win. So when the Mega Million pot reached $500 kajillion dollars last week and my coworkers wanted to go in on some tickets, I
did them the favor of throwing in $10, knowing that if we won, it would
probably be because of me. Plus, with 20
people pitching in 10 lottery tickets each, that is a whole lotta chances, right?
You’d think so… but funny thing, we lost. I’m not sure what to make of it
anymore. And by it, I mean life. It’s kind of lost its meaning to me. If I can’t
count on gambling winnings, what can I count on (besides cookies and Diet Pepsi)?
I guess I won’t quit my day job yet.